PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES FAITH-BASED ECONOMICS: "ERASING THE STAIN OF THE CLINTON SURPLUS"
Press Briefing by the President

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Yesterday I was proud to announce that my administration's next budget will include $48 billion in defense and military spending to keep America safe. At the same time, it remains our intention to aggressively push forward with the almost unimaginably large pre-9/11 tax cuts for America's whitest and wealthiest. These two seemingly contradictory strategies make up the philosophical foundation of my new "Faith-Based Economics" program, the particulars of which were dictated to Billy Graham by God himself, and have already been proven divinely effective by miraculously erasing the sickening and immoral stain of the Clinton economic surplus.
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