The Fast Show

1.THE NICE PAINTER AND HIS WIFE

[CH and AW are in the countryside, painting landscapes]
CH That's a lovely green, isn't it?
AW That's lovely. So lush. Just bursting with life.
CH Yes, and the thing is - the funny thing with colour - is that I just need to mix in a little bit of purple to set the green off.
AW Mm. As a sort of visual echo to the purple in the heather, hm?
CH Yes, that's right. That's right. Now I must... not get too carried away with the green. Remember to leave some room... for that road and that little house, over there.
AW Mm. I love the, er, dark V that hill's making on the horizon.
CH Yes, it's very dark, isn't it? It's, er, almost... black.
AW Johnny!
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