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  Sunday  September 1  2002    12: 36 PM

Occult knowledge gleaned from watching movies

The right arm
The most enduring part of the body. It has its own lungs, eyes and brain. Push a man into a fiery pit, and two minutes after his body has been consumed by flames, his right arm will rise up unscathed, for one final gasp of air.

Likewise, it is the first part of the body to rise skyward from the grave, providing oxygen to the rest of the body. Cut an arm off, and it will begin to crawl and hunt down its attacker. Truly an amazing appendage. [read more]