Duct tape can fix anything

Wait a minute. Slow down. Does this mean basements in our colleges are filled to the brim with scientists huddled around Bunsen burners ripping measured lengths of duct tape specifically for purpose of furthering the greater good of mankind through publishable research grants? Fine, groovy, way cool, let me, Citizen Durst, amateur protector of society as we know it, jump in and give it a shot. No matching grants involved, but what the hell, we do accept donations. Hey, as a public service, it's all deductible. [read more]