Christina Aguilera, Sex Mallet
From overblown pop confection to overblown smut doll in one icky video: A cautionary tale

Let's pretend for a moment you're willing to admit you're actually paying attention to the whole Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera Mickey Mouse Club phantasmagoria, because you're just that kind of person.

The wry type who probably has money down on which Olsen Twin will be first to get knocked up by Vin Diesel and/or be found facedown in the Viper Room in a pool of tequila and prescription Xanax. Let's just say.

Let's pretend you care deeply about these vixens' smarmy prefab selves and maybe you've even seen the new, ultra-raunchy Christina video and ogled/ cringed at her much-hyped transformation from cutesy Britney-like teen tease bomb to skanky well- oiled gyrating quasi-sexual grope machine in the span of about a year and 16 piercings and 20 gallons of L'Oreal Vamp.
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