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  Saturday  November 23  2002    12: 48 AM

Malt Liquor

A Beginner's Guide to Malt Liquor

Midnight Dragon Special Reserve

Taste

Robust. Bitter enough to let you know you're about to get busy.

Complexion

Murky urine.

Bouquet

Smells like napalm in the morning.

Description

The riunite of malt liquors. 75"/16 oz. can. Remember when your college chums replaced your Mountain Dew with piss? Here's your chance for revenge.

Potency

No joke. Little known, but must be major cause of black-on-black crime. As for the ad campaign, I fail to see how anyone can suck on anything if you are passed out in the gutter.

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