Crotchless Panties Of Doom
The Victoria's Secret fashion show and the end of tasteful humanity as we know it
By Mark Morford

Oh my god who will save the children who will protect this society's crumbling moral infrastructure who will rescue us all from the onslaught of leggy impossibly tall silicone-enhanced heavily shellacked alienlike quasi-female Victoria's Secret supermodels

Oh dear god who will stop these wicked fembots from parading across the TV screen in the nipply thongy not really very sexy Victoria's Secret lingerie, corrupting our high-fiving frat-boy sports geeks and setting the semi-comatose feminist agenda back 20 years and preempting the wholesome all-America goodness of, uh, "Everybody Loves Raymond"?
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