Gifts For Sexy Anarchists
Wiccan cookbooks, chocolate handcuffs and more fine ways to perturb the GOP overlords this holiday

Perfume is nice. DVD players. A sweater. Socks, fry pans, candles and bath soaps and the latest 1,000-page volume of that Lyndon Johnson bio/ doorstop you'll of course never ever read. Lovely and normalizing, economy-licking gifts to give this holiday.

But of course, none of them really screams, "Let's make Ashcroft wet the bed!" None of them really sings out, "What would make Lynne Cheney shriek in outright panicky slithery anti-gay dread and run for the bunker, all a-quiver and a-tremble? What would make Bush whine? Rummy rash? Dick defibrillate?"
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