Ah, the wonders of the universe

DON'T TAKE THIS the wrong way, but I'd like to say that the first wonder of the universe is women. Maybe you're a woman, and you don't feel so wonderful, but maybe the Pyramids have bad days, too. Maybe the Grand Canyon gets mad. But women can do wondrous things.

About 10 years ago, I wrote a column about the cool way that women can take their bras off without taking their blouses off. They nip here, they tuck here, and suddenly they're pulling a bra out their armhole. Shazam!

Well, people wrote and explained it to me. There were diagrams and everything. I understood it for about five minutes, but then I forgot. How does the strap on the opposite arm get over the shoulder? It makes no sense.
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  thanks to Dumbmonkey