Resolutions For The Damned
For 2003: More veggies, louder orgasms and, of course, defy ShrubCo at every possible turn

Resolve, simply, to illumine your own life with nearly immeasurable amounts of wet messy joy. Resolve to let almost anyone in to almost any lane in front of you in traffic, even if they're driving an obnoxious H2 Hummer while wearing a backward baseball cap and spitting out the window and don't bother to wave a thank-you. You resolve to shrug and ignore them and get on with the process of moisturizing your soul.

This is what you do. This is all you can do. Because, as always, you do not change the world by attacking it and hurling hot balls of fiery angst into its eyeballs.

You change it by moving into yourself, peeling back the layers of accumulated BS and media hype and marketing PR and finger-wagging patriotic dogma, thwarting all efforts to confine your urge to color outside the lines. Man, they just hate it when you do that.
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