Celine Dion Owes Me 20 Bucks
In which you, ever-reamed consumer, can claim your hunk of a huge CD-fraud settlement, right now
By Mark Morford

Because precious and few and far between are the delicious opportunities for the average American music-loving schlub to grin and applaud and flick their middle finger straight into the thick corporate skull of the blasé music industry, all whilst they nab themselves an easy $20, and feel good doing it.

Because by now just about everyone with an Internet connection or an MP3 player or a CD collection consisting of anything more than a couple old Mannheim Steamrollers and maybe Phil Collins' greatest hits knows it to be true: The music biz has been gouging the country for years on the price of their increasingly archaic, technologically stagnant product. Oh yes they have.
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