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  Saturday  October 25  2003    08: 51 PM

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ANTI-MASTURBATION DEVICE PROTOTYPES BY CALEB AND ELSIE HAMER

Here is a small collection of anti-masturbation devices I have invented to help the sincere born again Christian stop the sinful, evil, hellbound practice of MASTURBATING!

As of now, they are not being marketed because I am broke and a lot of stupid people are not interested in investing the money to produce them.

Anti-Masturbation Gloves

For an economical approach, this device can't be beat! The boxing gloves are placed on the hands of the masturbator just before going to bed. They are then tightly wrapped with duct tape around the wrist. Don't let the wanker tell you the duct tape is too tight and it is cutting off his circulation. This is an overused excuse to get you to wrap the gloves loose so he can slide them off when you leave.
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